Cnn.com was pretty ridiculous today. I think they accidentally hired Michael Jackson to choose the headlines, because they were absolutely batshit crazy. Or maybe the world has just gone absolutely batshit crazy. So apparently this black lady named China *snicker* (when I was a kid, I thought vaginas were called chinas) allegedly MICROWAVED HER BABY. And then if you read to the very bottom, there was another lady who MICROWAVED HER BABY. In 2002, Elizabeth Renne Otte (not named after a vagina), according to The Straight Dope, "suffered a seizure that morning, became confused and placed the baby in the microwave thinking she was heating the infant's milk bottle." Oopsie doodles!
2) Honey, I Sold the Kid on Craigslist (I dunno if this link will work 'cause it's a video... if not go to cnn.com and look for "dad sells child" or something)
We've heard about the guy who sold his forehead on eBay as advertising space, but your kid? Come on... Just microwave the kid instead.
Finally, Paris and Britney have found true love: one another. I'm worried though, because when you put two pieces of trash together like that, you never know what could happen. Hopefully their tryst will end before they create another New Jersey. And I love the headline: "Britney flashes flesh with new party pal Paris." Sweet alliteration!
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