cricket and twitchy are discussing where the dirty black shit in the drain comes from in their shower. (nutella surmises it's liger and gills' dirty sex juices from their dirty sexcapades in grandma's shower).
we've determined that:
twitchy would be paid $200 to smear feces on the glass panel of the study room door (cricket is $250 and nutella would do it just for fun)
this is different from shitting on a glass table cause only 2 other people would be watching (in our current case) and the shitting on the glass table would occur in front a multitude of persons.
twitchy asks "do we get gloves? can we have some latex gloves?"
cricket says "will the price of that be deducted?"
nutella says "no gloves!"
cricket wonders how long the alarm she set off earlier lasted, since she and twitchy fled the scene of the crime. "it just said emergency exit in BIG RED huge letters," said twitchy. "omg," says cricket, "i didn't notice!!"
twitchy says, "i thought you knew where you were going. i was wondering why the stacks would say that."
cricket says, "you NEED to stop me."
twitchy says, "and i only had one contact in!"
alas, nutella has to take a quick pee break so this post is done for now
i'll end this post with a funny picture relating to poop
