cricket and twitchy are discussing where the dirty black shit in the drain comes from in their shower. (nutella surmises it's liger and gills' dirty sex juices from their dirty sexcapades in grandma's shower).
we've determined that:
twitchy would be paid $200 to smear feces on the glass panel of the study room door (cricket is $250 and nutella would do it just for fun)
this is different from shitting on a glass table cause only 2 other people would be watching (in our current case) and the shitting on the glass table would occur in front a multitude of persons.
twitchy asks "do we get gloves? can we have some latex gloves?"
cricket says "will the price of that be deducted?"
nutella says "no gloves!"
cricket wonders how long the alarm she set off earlier lasted, since she and twitchy fled the scene of the crime. "it just said emergency exit in BIG RED huge letters," said twitchy. "omg," says cricket, "i didn't notice!!"
twitchy says, "i thought you knew where you were going. i was wondering why the stacks would say that."
cricket says, "you NEED to stop me."
twitchy says, "and i only had one contact in!"
alas, nutella has to take a quick pee break so this post is done for now
i'll end this post with a funny picture relating to poop
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cricket wonders if it is possible to get some of that feces that elephant has so that she can smear it on the emergency exit. nutella just told twitchy to think about this "what if your dad peed in your mom's vagina while she was pregnant with you" cricket thinks that is vulgar and inapropo but wildy hilarious!!!
you can quote me on that again... hahaha
cricket just said "ew what if the elephant had diarrhea and it was splashing on her face. i wonder how much she gets paid."
ew what if the elephant was shitting explosive diahrea, i wonder how much she gets paid to wait for a shitting elephant. now that's degrading.
stop copying me
wow it's like we have blogSPN or something
cricket just said narsty instead of farsty. she needs to stop
ew that poops really narsty... i hope that woman gets paid more than 200 bux DAMNNNNN DAMNNNN
this blog-o-sphere is getting OOC
LMAO my boobs can tell what cricket is going to blog
yeah this shit is tots ooc
"OMG THERE"S FECES ON THE WALLS OF URIS!" yells nutella. as cricket rings the alarm. the lights go out. cue glow sticks and rave music
OK WE NEED TO STOP, for seriuos we are in here to get work done, not spread feces on doors!
this is why liger doesnt go to the library...because it does strange things to her brain. she gets really sweaty and woozy and subsequently starts hallucinating. is this what happened to you people? or is this just your normal feces obsessed behavior?...these are questions we need to ask ourselves. (i may need to reevaluate our friendshipppps)
normal...
please reevaluate friendships
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